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Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.
This anonymous Ok Cupid user, featured by Buzzfeed, already had our attention with his oh-so-original shirtless bathroom selfie.
His physique doesn’t really warrant foregoing a shirt, but maybe he’s just really proud of the giant cross tattoo on his arm.
The picture isn’t the funniest part of his dating profile, however.
’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.
“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.
We may not know much about him as a person, but we know he’s hilarious, and that’s enough to make a striking first impression.